Indeed, there are so many that it is nearly impossible to keep it under a dozen. First up- strange saints and Messiahs. We have the venerable Saint Clinton, a secular icon who really "feels your pain," as it were.
If Clinton's smug mug is not to your liking, here's a more somber candidate for Messiah, the Lord Kelvin. (See, he's already a "Lord.")
Then of course, there's Elvis.